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What's Chris Duncan dry-humping this week? is a part of http://www.riverfronttimes.com/, and I love it. I can't keep a straight face looking at it.

i.e. It's hot out, so Chris Duncan humps sun block.

i.e. Chris Duncan gets an infection, therefore he humps antibiotics.

The possibilities, really, are endless. See:
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/stlog/unreal/whats_chris_duncan_dryhumping/